Originals / If 'The Avengers' Had a Sex Scene


Captain America (the cinematic Captain America, that is) has a problem - he's about 90 years old and he's NEVER HAD SEX. Sure, most of his golden years were spent frozen in ice, but still - the dude never had more than a kiss in the 1940s, and he's been too hung up on his now elderly World War II sweetheart in modern times to ever capture anyone's heart (except perhaps his brainwashed bud, Bucky Barnes).

And since the Avengers do everything as a team, you'd assume they'd come together to help Cap lose his V-card, right? Right. That's why we made this, and not to fulfill any creepy fanfiction thoughts I had as a teenager.



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