One of the greatest challenges in our sequel-obsessed movie culture is how to reinvigorate franchises that have global name-recognition, but narrow niche appeal when it comes time to hit theaters. No property represents this challenge greater than "Predator", Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1987 jungle adventure that seamlessly married sci-fi horror and bareknuckle action movies in a one-of-a-kind experience. After multiple reboots and franchises, it's director Shane Black's turn to revitalize the mandibled monster's reputation and his boldest new idea is a towering behemoth that fans have dubbed "Ultimate Predator" or "Super Predator"... and some of those fans want to bone it.Is it really surprising at this point that the Internet's reaction has gone from "amused" to "horny in record time?
The hunt has evolved. Watch the new trailer for #ThePredator, in theaters September 14. pic.twitter.com/7Og02EHLie -- Predator (@Predator) June 26, 2018
The hunt has evolved. Watch the new trailer for #ThePredator, in theaters September 14. pic.twitter.com/7Og02EHLie
omg so hear me out but what if The Predator's "Ultimate Predator," clearly a result of weird experimentation, is actually a hybrid of a normal Predator and the first human badass enough to kill one... Dutch Schaefer.Look at that body! That's an Arnold body! pic.twitter.com/5JhwI9P76i -- John Squires (@FreddyInSpace) June 26, 2018
omg so hear me out but what if The Predator's "Ultimate Predator," clearly a result of weird experimentation, is actually a hybrid of a normal Predator and the first human badass enough to kill one... Dutch Schaefer.Look at that body! That's an Arnold body! pic.twitter.com/5JhwI9P76i
Shane Black: I have a really cool idea for a new Predator filmStudio exec: Let's hear itShane Black: Eh, it's like the original only there's a new, really big PredatorStudio exec: Genius! -- Tom Connors (@baloobas1) June 26, 2018
Shane Black: I have a really cool idea for a new Predator filmStudio exec: Let's hear itShane Black: Eh, it's like the original only there's a new, really big PredatorStudio exec: Genius!
The new #Predator trailer pic.twitter.com/rVqOt189IE -- RexOverdrive? (@RexOverdrive) June 26, 2018
The new #Predator trailer pic.twitter.com/rVqOt189IE
The Super Predator has Big Dick Energy https://t.co/oH129Ef6ab pic.twitter.com/2NvlG4jr0A -- Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) June 26, 2018
The Super Predator has Big Dick Energy https://t.co/oH129Ef6ab pic.twitter.com/2NvlG4jr0A
are we going to get what we want in this new predator film ie will we see predators dick -- Necro Supernaut XIII (@NecroButcher187) June 26, 2018
are we going to get what we want in this new predator film ie will we see predators dick
was the default reaction to the new predator trailer just AROUSED to anyone else? bc my nips won't go down. THAT BIG TALL DADDY GOT ME FEELING ALL KINDS OF THINGS. -- George Junior ???? (@BaraPinkRanger) June 26, 2018
was the default reaction to the new predator trailer just AROUSED to anyone else? bc my nips won't go down. THAT BIG TALL DADDY GOT ME FEELING ALL KINDS OF THINGS.