You'd be hard-pressed to find a more wretched hive on the internet than 4chan, but every once in a while a story bubbles up from the depths of the boards that anyone can enjoy. Over the holidays, a user started a thread with the above post, puzzled that their new Dungeons and Dragons gamemaster was using stickers to encourage players. As others chimed in, the oblivious OP peeled back the layers of what seems to be the work of a saintly good samaritan.
The whole thread is archived over here, but just be aware that there's a lot of typical 4chan horseshit to wade through. If you want to avoid the seedy comments by the crude and the boner-prone, we've snipped the best bits and formed a loose timeline below.