Kidnapping is a wonderful thing in the Mushroom Kingdom. Whenever Princess Peach is stolen and imprisoned, a whimsical romp ensues through dozens of creative levels. But you know, kidnapping is a pretty serious crime that usually ends pretty poorly. If Mario games treated kidnapping a bit more like the real world (or at least, a bit more like Law and Order), it could look like this:

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