1. Enjoy a free pun with dinner

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2. Yo Mama always wants you to keep your receipts

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3. This gas station thinks you guys are tight

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4. At Hardee's, adding 12 pieces of bacon = making it epic

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5. This is a receipt from his favorite waitress at his favorite bar, and you can see why

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6. This is why you shouldn't name your child Bobby. Or Booby.

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7. Apparently, this Chinese restaurant gives out free fire!

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8. The most legit way to write Dr. Pepper

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9. Follow the white receipt, Neo

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10. Chuck Norris always reads receipts

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11. What happens when you order extra pickles at Denny's at 3 AM

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12. Don't worry! This is a receipt for a haircut.

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13. They really appreciate it

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14. This gas receipt is a little desperate

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15. EB Games knows their audience

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16. This Indian restaurant is very considerate

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17. This Hungry Howie's has an unusual infestation

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18. This restaurant is so fancy, it provides complimentary poetry

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19. Most of us know them as pudding shots.

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20. This is inexplicably on every receipt at this restaurant.

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