When someone came up with the idea of online gamers being able to communicate with one another, we assume the inventor thought this would change geekdom. This would be a way for lonely, isolated nerds to connect to people with similar interests and make real friends. Sadly, they were mistaken. Instead, they invented a new way for children to bully people. Here are the most intriguing and emotionally destructive messages we could find.

 

1. 19 is younger than 35...damn it, the math checks out.

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2. Wow, FuckFest '13 started an hour ago. Pretty rude to be so late.

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3. This gentleman's gotta maintain his 5 star reputation.

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4. Sure are a pesky plumber!

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5. Never get on the bad side of a Kelsey Grammer fan. They have nothing to lose.

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6. I know this is from Boondocks, but I'm genuinely curious whose ass they're talking about. Their own? If so, this sounds like a pretty rotten deal for everyone.

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7. Really taking poetic license with the word "fat."

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8. Thank you. I will be trying to think about anything but what I'm doing.

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9. Hard to read his tone. Angry? Excited? Confused? Anyways, back to striping.

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10. Oh, THAT mommy. Thanks for clearing that up.

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11. His house is literally made of Xboxes. Not bad for someone making 400 MS Points per week.

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12. He will incubate a dinosaur egg to get off. Can't help but respect the dedication.

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