Dating is a lot like baking a cake; you see something delicious on the internet or a television show and you think "yeah I could do that," so you gather all the ingredients and try to follow the instructions on the box to a T, but when your steamy pasty comes out of the oven you realize that life has lied to you and maybe you're better off buying cakes down by the docks. This metaphor got away from me a little, but enjoy the comic nonetheless.