Warning: there are no spoilers here, but a lot of nerd cruelty.

Blaine Gibson of RoosterTeeth is a self-avowed Star Wars fans, like literally everyone on the internet. And so when his co-workers offered up the chance to see an early screening of 'The Force Awakens' DAYS before its official premiere, he naturally jumped at the opportunity.





Unfortunately, things didn't go quite as promised, in what amounts to straight-up torture for any Star Wars fan. Like, this is on the level of whatever the hell Vader did to Leia when he closed the door on her with the floating torture droid.