6. He's essentially a living, breathing cartoon character


7. We are meant to accept that he walks the earth completely dedicated to his persona of Rapper/Superman/Marine/Life Coach at all times.

Cena Punch
photo via allthingscenationapproved


8. He's real yet manufactured, a man who actively lives in the uncanny valley.

uncanney valley renderRender by Prince Luthra


9. It's part of the reason he was so great in Trainwreck

gifs via movieclipsdotcom


10. His place in pop culture is so unique that it's jarring to see it next to anything else, hence the explosion of "unexpected Cena" videos:

(you might want to turn your volume down for this)