1. Spyro

    Alright, what's on our schedule today? Lots to do. I'm thinking crossover. Maybe a comic…

  2. Exec

    Spyro, I…I don't know how to keep telling you. It's over. No one likes you.

  3. Spyro

    What? I'm freaking Spyro. The Playstation mascot. Who is bigger than me?

  4. Exec

    Well, uh, Mario, for starters.

  5. Spyro

    Mario? The Plumber? Get out of here.

  6. Exec

    He's really popular. Everyone loves plumbers.

  7. Spyro

    You know what else is popular? Dragons. Dragons are popular.

  8. Exec

    He has a giant lizard too. So cool…

  9. Spyro

    I am a giant lizard. Who breathes fire. So I also have that going for me. The fire part.

  10. Exec

    And get this: On occasion, he can even throw fireballs! Wow!

  11. Spyro

    You're not serious.

  12. Exec

    He's a tough act to follow: he's just so cool. Sometimes he plays tennis, drives box-karts, or even cleans things! That's how you get the youth vote.

  13. Spyro

    I…I don't understand. Playstation has got Dreamcast running for the hills. We've got it made!

  14. Exec

    Dreamcast? Are you from 2001?

  15. Spyro

    I don't get it. As the face of Playstation-

  16. Exec

  17. Spyro

    Well, I am the face of Playstation, right? And thus video games in general; playstation wins.

  18. Exec

    Not really. Microsoft's Xbox-

  19. Spyro

    Microsoft? Psht. Windows 2001 was awful.

  20. Exec

    Okay, you're from 2001.

  21. Spyro

    Look, if I'm not the face of Playstation, who is?

  22. Exec

    Um, I'm not sure. The blu-ray player?

  23. Spyro

    The what?

  24. Exec

    Or it's Money. I think it's just money now.