With the sixth novel in George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice And Fire" series still being penned, and the celebrated "Game of Thrones" series about to overtake the source material from which they are inspired, fans across all seven kingdoms are understandably a bit anxious for George R.R. Martin to get off his king-of-the-andals sized butt and finish "The Winds of Winter" already.


Conan offers us a glimpse into Double R's working life as he scuttles around his fabulous mansion, both answering our questions and raising new, horrifying ones.