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25 Items You Can Buy To Make Your Kitchen 100% Nerdier
July 13, 2015
1. The Nessie Ladle by
Imbue your soups with all the flavor and tradition of the Scottish Tourism Industry.
2. Bullet Bill Stand Mixer by
Bullet Bills and pizza dough, two things that have killed more than their fair share of Italian plumbers.
3. Doctor Who Utensils via
This cutlery set is simply
4. Question Block Cutting Board by
It's like I've always said since I was 8, Mario would be
5. Droid Measuring Cups by
I heard the Millenium Falcom made the Kessel Run in less than 12 teaspoons.
6. The Power Mitt by
I love the Power Mitt, it's so good... at thermal insulation.
7. Boo Apron by
Fill that haunted mansion with the scent of freshly baked cookies.
8. Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener by
The irony of a bottle opener based on a game whose primary audience is 11 year olds is TOO MUCH.
9. Cthuloid Teacups by
The Eldritch Gods AWAKEN- as soon as they have their coffee ;) .
10. Han Solo Carbonite Ice Cube Tray via
Me: "I love whiskey."
Whiskey: "I know."
11. POLICE BOX Pinafore Apron by
I wear aprons now, aprons are cool.
12. Star Trek Cutting Board by
It's a joke worthy of George Takei's facebook page.
13. Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy S&P Shakers by
Am I the only one sick of these hyper-sexualized female kitchenware accessories?
14. Ninja Pizza Cutter by
This is how Batman would serve pizza in the
15. Tetris-like Sandwich Cutter by
Fred & Friends
Eat like a cosmonaut, today!
16. Game Boy Fridge Decal by
It's weird that the fridge itself has a higher-resolution screen than the original Game Boy, right?
17. Custom Final Fantasy Kitchen Knife Set by
I refuse to believe someone has enough free time to enjoy both cooking and JRPGs at the same time.
18. Walking Dead Crossbow Mug by
Stay in the mug, coffee!
19. Attack on Titan Cookie Jar by
Finally, an object that reflects how scary my obsession with anime and cookies truly is.
20. Combat Skillet by
This weapon will give you +3 against breakfast-type enemies.
21. Darth Vader Toaster by
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your toaster..."
22. Unown Fridge Magnets by
Because at 336 base stats, this is pretty much the most useful thing Unown is good for.
23. The Marauder's Map by
The best way to drink your morning mudblood.
24. Magic the Gathering Coaster Set by
You don't want to stain the finish on your favorite folding table, do you?
25. Mega Man Pixel Cutting Board by
The ultimate accessory for when you bust out your Metal Blade.
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