The Little Mermaid is pretty weird and dark when you think about it - even for a Disney movie. It includes messages about:

  • Enslaving your friends to serve as musical instruments and vehicles
  • Falling in love with people just because they're super-attractive
  • Entering into binding agreements with evil squid-monsters who hate you
  • Priests with very oddly-animated "knees"

But really, this only scratches the surface - the latest video from Honest Trailers will do a much better job at ruining this movie for you forever: