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When I was about 11, I hung out in my local video rental store for seven hours waiting for Chrono Trigger to come back. Eventually, they threw me out.-Matthew

One night, my roommate was playing Pokemon Yellow and he had made a lot of progress. After a while, I realized that he had fallen asleep. His Gameboy was still on and in his hand. Without waking him, I pressed start, saved, turned it off, and then put it somewhere safe. When he woke up the next morning he asked me where it was. I told him what I did and he thanked me and said I was like a caring mother.-Chris

I'm currently deployed with the Marines. I recently was able to get Internet in my berthing area and was on Skype with my fiance while playing Minecraft. I was talking about the things we have to deal with and started yelling "Sh*t sh*t sh*t!" She got really scared and said, "What's going on, are you okay?!" I said, "It's getting dark out and the monsters are coming soon."-Jim

I often get asked where my son's name came from. I say he's named after an 18th century treasure hunter. I leave out that, that treasure hunter is Locke from FF6.-Jeff

When I was in 6th grade, my English class did a unit on legends. We were each instructed to research and share our favorite legend. Most kids did their report on Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed. I did mine on the Mysidian legend from Final Fantasy 4. I talked about how it prophesized that Cecil would become a Paladin and save the world from Golbez and Zemus. I worked harder on that report than anything else I did that year. The class laughed at me and my teacher gave me a D because I "didn't use a real legend."-Shane

I email real x-rated photos of myself to a guy on World of Warcraft so he'll help me level.-Anonymous

I have been re-playing Pokemon Blue to stay sane during midterms and papers. I blacked out the other night after a bit too much at the bar. I woke up the next morning to find cookies scattered throughout my room and my Game Boy beside my pillow. Turns out, while I was blacked out, I caught a Snorlax and named him FART. Prior to that night, I didn't even have the pokeflute.-Anonymous

As a special treat, my girlfriend will draw seven dragon balls on her body. The game is to find them all to "summon the magic dragon." However, Shenron usually shows up before I get to ball number three.-Anonymous