Dude! Guess which Pokémon I just caught!
Hmm, a Pikachu that you're never going to keep in a ball and let follow you everywhere you go?
What do you mean "uh oh?"
Dude, you gotta get rid of it quick. Like now.
Are you sh*tting me? Do you know what I had to do to get it?
You seriously need to put it back where you got it from. I sugges
I had to talk to a creepy old man and make him teach me how to catch a Pokémon, fly on a f*cking Pidgey to Cinnabar Island, then use it to surf up and down the shore.
Do you not know what MissingNo is?
Of course I do
it's a badass Pokémon that multiplies everything in my 6th item slot! Unlimited masterballs FTW.
No! MissingNo is a glitch that can ultimately destroy and reset the Pokémon world if mishandled and used incorrectly!
Hahaha! Yeah, because we're all inside one little video game world. Relax, dude.
You're just jealous I have more masterballs than you'll ever have.
Whatever, I'm leaving.
What's that? You want to see my MissingNo??
MISSINGNO, I CHOOSE YO
Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokémon! My name is OAK! People call me the Pokémon PROF!