The 7 Types of Sims Players

You just want money and see how big of a ridiculous house you can build for yourself. Cover the ground with hot tubs, leather couches, and flat screen TVs, order pizza for every meal, and put in a swimming pool with ladders! Hell, you even have money to put up wallpaper.



The 7 Types of Sims Players

You want to play The Sims, but you don't want to have to watch these sub-human morons like a hawk and dictate their every task just so they can barely survive. So - turn on free will and watch your Sims perish or prosper without intervening. I mean, really, the only possibility is perish, since these stupid drones can't figure out how to get past a plate in the hallway without some guidance most of the time, but you never know.