Ever hear something horrible and/or hilarious on Xbox Live? Send your submissions to overheardonxbox at gmail.
I'm on Gears of War 2 looking for a game and all I hear is: "If I don't find a game right now I swear I'm gonna shove my cock in my hard drive."-Slashcross
When playing a game of Warzone on Gears of War 1, me and couple buddy's were teamed up with this random guy. When he started talking he sounded like Ken Kaniff from some of Eminem's song. He continued to keep repeating him saying "Oh yah, poop in the motherfucking bath tub." I don't think I have ever laughed so hard while playing a game. But to top it all off after the game finished he sent me a private message stating "I want to rub creamy mushroom sauce, all over your body". Quite possibly one of the most awkward but hilarious moments I have ever experienced on Xbox.-Justin S
One time me and two of my buddies joined a game of Nazi zombies and noticed our fourth random player not moving. We all walked up to him and started tea bagging his body until he came on the mic and said, "Man WTF Y'all doin! MOVE OUT THE WAY THERE'S A MOFUCKIN ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU! Oh shit ya'll done it, ya'll done it. He then talks to the person in the same room I guess,and says, " Man there's a mofuckin zombie apocalypse and shit and these fools just tea bagging me like its a parade." Then he leaves. Lolz ensued the whole night.-Jamie B.
I was playing Phantasy Star Universe with some of my friends and this annoying item hog. So this special mission is out and we need everyone to enter a gate to proceed further into the mission. After about 2 minutes of standing still our unwanted party member forgets to mute his mic and yells out "Grandma I shit my pants again" then he proceeds to type in-game "BRB". There was about a second until everyone muted their mics and I hear one of my party members (who was in my house playing) start crying of laughter. From that point on we called him Mr. Shatner and he could never figure out why. As a bonus the guy was 22.-Dan S.