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One day when some 10-14 years olds were spewing curses at me into my ear, I had an epiphany: I decided that I wasn't going to argue back anymore because it never shuts them up no matter what I say. Instead, I would start tapping the side of my face next to my mic, and saying "Yeah, now call me a bitch!". It's never not worked.-Joshua
Me and my mate were playing a Team Deathmatch on MW2, and a 12 year old screamed at us "Eat a sack of baby dicks motherfuckers!"-Martin, England
I'm a chick. Usually I try not to speak too often in games since my feminine voice gets me harassed, but in this one game of Halo 2 awhile back some Douchebag McGee heard me talking to my friend in the lobby and figured out I had a vag. This guy spent a good portion of the game yelling a combination of sexist jokes and vulgar pick up lines at me while camping by the shotgun, and from his voice I'd say he was around his forties. Eventually I got fed up, meleed him in the face (despite him having shotgun and seeing me coming, noob), teabagged his corpse and yelled "PERIOD BLOOD ON YOUR FACE MOTHERF*CKER". Afterwards all I could make out were muffled sobs.-Kristin F.