1. Ash

    …Yeah, so basically the best. The very best. The best there ever was.

  2. Cindy

    Uh huh…

  3. Ash

    What's wrong? Hey, did I mention I'm a Poke'master?

  4. Cindy

    Yeah, it's come up…

  5. Ash

    I don't get it. You should be falling all over me.

  6. Cindy

    So, how long did it take for you to become a Poke'master?

  7. Ash

    Probably like 35 hours.

  8. Cindy


  9. Ash

    I know, right? And I have all the legendary Poke'mon.

  10. Cindy

    The what?

  11. Ash

    These Poke'mon are so rare and powerful that they are fabled. There are only one of each of these in existence, fabled for thousands of years-

  12. Cindy

    But it took you 35 hours to catch them all?

  13. Ash


  14. Cindy

    What sort of crappy legends are those?

  15. Ash

    You're missing the point. Look, I have badges!

  16. Cindy

    It took you a day and a half to become the very best in the world at this. Now what?

  17. Ash

  18. Cindy

    I mean, it's kind of sad. You kinda peaked at, what, twelve?

  19. Ash

    I didn't peak! I…I can keep playing! I can catch them all! I can level them up to level 99!

  20. Cindy

    Isn't that sadder?

  21. Ash

    …would you want to see my Diglett?

  22. Cindy

    I think we're done here.