1. Jessie

    Prepare for trouble!

  2. James

    And make it double!

  3. Ash

    Wait a second guys, can I ask you something?

  4. Jessie

    Um, okay.

  5. Ash

    How are you two still alive?

  6. James

    What do you mean?

  7. Ash

    Well, it's just that every time I face you my pokemon knock you so high that it's pretty much impossible for you to land safely.

  8. Jessie

    We're Team Rocket!

  9. James

    We never quit!

  10. Ash

    Yeah, yeah I got all that. But come on, you should be dead. We both know it.

  11. Meowth

    Meowth! You don't know what you're talkin' about kid!

  12. Ash

    And you! You literally do nothing to help them.

  13. Meowth

    Yes I-

  14. Ash

    You just criticize their every move, do you even know any attacks?

  15. Meowth

    I know how to talk…

  16. Ash

    Don't even get me started on that.

  17. Jessie

    That's enough!

  18. James

    You will submit to Team Rocket!

  19. Ash

    You guys aren't answering my question.

  20. Jessie

    How do we survive? Oh I don't know, maybe the same way a ten year old can defeat a Multi-national Crime Syndicate.

  21. Ash

    Whatever. Go get 'em pikachu.

  22. Jessie

    Oh shit! Pikachu! Run!

  23. Pikachu shocks them with an electric attack, they blow up and disappear into a tiny star.

  24. Ash

    I really hate them.