original Mario's ExOctober 09, 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
original Pac-Man's Pac-WeddingMay 26, 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
original Dorkly Bits: Zelda's BoyfriendJanuary 02, 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.