original Smoke's Not Doing WellOctober 01, 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
original A Mortal Kombat KhristmasDecember 24, 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
original Nobody Likes the Toasty GuyNovember 12, 2012
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
original Videogame Trick-or-TreatingOctober 29, 2012
Isn't 16-bits a little too old to be trick-or-treating?