I can show you the world (map)...
Welcome to the Matrix prequel we call life.
Do they have Game Genie in real life?
Eat the cake by yourself and get an IRL kill screen.
NOW the game about having magical animals fight each other for the amusement of children should make sense.
C'mon Siri - "I'm going to make him a waffle he can't refuse"?!
I know you like that boring tan violin your best friend gave you, but you should probably toss it in exchange for this MAGIC BLUE violin someone dropped.
Finally, a Wonder Woman origin story that makes sense.
It's all a bit too British, innit?
Why didn't Gandalf just use the giant eagles? Because Bilbo was known for flipping the bird.