It's not a glitch, it's an ogre.
This is the 'Start' of a beautiful friendship.
When you think about it, isn't parenting just the ultimate Jedi mind trick?
Strike at the fart of darkness.
Paperboy is about to meet his deadline.
Watch out for He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Left-In-The-Box-Of-Legos-In-Mom's-Basement.
From the people who brought you "Creeper Style."
Mo' Parallelograms, mo' problems.
This is why we can't have physically impossible things!
All you had to do was follow the damn chords, CJ!