You may think this is silly, but that man is writing the single greatest epic in the history of Slash fiction.
Why do I feel like they found this idea crumpled in Tony Stark's recycling bin?
One of the most popular and beloved videogames of all time... gets a Zelda map.
Victory is just a nickel and dime away.
It obeys his every command, so long as the command is "sit perfectly still."
Drop or do not drop the bass - there is no try.
It's worth the 13 GB weight.
She's still still alive.
Let the bodies hit the throne.
It's never too early to talk to your kids about the dangers of bogeys on your six.