original Smoke's Not Doing WellOctober 01, 2012
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
original Sonic, Lord of the RatsNovember 27, 2012
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
original Sonic Frees the Forest AnimalsJanuary 07, 2013
Not every forest critter needs rescuing.
original River City Ransom GirlfriendMay 30, 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
original Earthbound Photographer's SurpriseAugust 20, 2012
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese."
original Dad PiggiesDecember 18, 2012
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
original Luke Skywalker's AdoptionOctober 30, 2012
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
original Robotnik's New NicknameOctober 22, 2012
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
original Resident Evil Political AdAugust 13, 2012
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.