Praise the Shield!
Meteor strikes, aliens, and giant robots - none of them are as terrifying as your daily commute.
We're all up to get Homestar Runner.
GOB Bluth would approve.
The only way you could make Jenga more extreme is if you played it to the death.
Gameboyz II Men
Put on your dancing shoes, that's right, the ones that are 1:1 replica versions of the hobbit feet from Lord of the Rings.
Tessaract like you got a pair, soldier!
Do all the things assassins do: murder whales, sing songs, and never change your clothes.