original Paralyzed Pokemon ReturnsAugust 07, 2012
You can break his spine, but you'll never break his spirit.
original Dorkly Bits: White Mages are JerksJanuary 05, 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.
original Dorkly Bits: Pac-Man Plays SkyrimDecember 12, 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime. How often do you get to slay dragons?
You don't need the tri-force of wisdom to realize this won't turn out well.
original Fan Fiction Dragon Ball ZApril 03, 2012
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
original Women React to Duke Nukem ForeverJune 24, 2011
It's offensive. In more ways than one.
He had his whole extra life ahead of him.
He was the least and most annoying bandicoot at the party.
original Dorkly Bits: Castlevania S&MFebruary 03, 2011
It's hard to beat a boss when he's into it.