original Dorkly Bits: Bomberman's GoodbyeNovember 30, 2010
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
original Dorkly Bits: Inbred YoshiAugust 02, 2011
His face has a lot of character. Horrible, deformed character.
original Dorkly Bits: Luigi Wears RedSeptember 23, 2011
Imitation is the sincerest form of douchebaggery.
original Dorkly Bits: Red Wastes a MasterballFebruary 27, 2012
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
original Dorkly Bits: Smash Bros. FatalitiesSeptember 09, 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.
original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
original Dorkly Bits: Awkward Double DragonOctober 22, 2010
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
original Zelda II Sex SceneMarch 16, 2012
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
A true warrior fears no beep.