Sit back, pour a glass of cognac, and relax with a little simulated naval combat.
Short answer: No. Long answer: Not a chance.
United we stand to be a pretty convenient meal for zombies.
Wow, this looks even better than Batman & Robin!
Video Skyrim RapNovember 07, 2011
Don't call him a bard.
Something about this music makes me want to suplex a train.
From Lionel Richie's album, Halo (Is It Chief You're Looking For?).
This is how nerdy metalheads put their kids to sleep.
Grand Theft Auto, where you do stuff with expensive cars that not even rich people have the balls to try.
Video Joe Goes to BlizzconOctober 27, 2011
Poor guy. Elves have protection from pick-up lines.