original Videogame Trick-or-TreatingOctober 29, 2012
Isn't 16-bits a little too old to be trick-or-treating?
It's better to give than to receive a terrible present.
original Dorkly Bits: Excitebike ManiacJanuary 31, 2012
Sportsmanship is for losers.
They do it for the rupees. See more at: //www.ifightdragons.com/
original Bowser's Weekend With The KidsJune 25, 2012
Today's youth needs to understand the value of a hard day's princess kidnapping.
original Dorkly Bits: Mega Man Needs To GoJanuary 07, 2011
To be the number 1 robot, you need a place to go number 2.
original Iron Man's DrunkAugust 14, 2012
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
original Meet Metal SonicFebruary 13, 2013
He's the fastest machine around, not the quickest thinker.
original Dorkly Bits: Chill Penguin is ChillAugust 24, 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.