original Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun
April 26, 2011The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a Star
December 27, 2010Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
original Dorkly Bits: Link Didn't Get The Sword
December 29, 2010Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
original Dorkly Bits: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun
July 11, 2011When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates Mario
December 30, 2010Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
original Dorkly Bits: The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon
February 20, 2012This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
original Dorkly Bits: Street Fighter Meter Maid
November 03, 2010Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
original Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap)
July 26, 2011These rhymes are ready for testing.
