Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun

original Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal Gun

April 26, 2011

The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.

Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a Star

original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a Star

December 27, 2010

Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.

Dorkly Bits: Charizard's Revenge

original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's Revenge

December 28, 2010

He's got a fiery temper.

Dorkly Bits: Link Didn't Get The Sword

original Dorkly Bits: Link Didn't Get The Sword

December 29, 2010

Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.

Dorkly Bits: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

original Dorkly Bits: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

July 11, 2011

When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.

Mario Goes Berserk

original Mario Goes Berserk

April 12, 2012

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

Dorkly Bits: The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

original Dorkly Bits: The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

February 20, 2012

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates Mario

original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates Mario

December 30, 2010

Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.

Dorkly Bits: Street Fighter Meter Maid

original Dorkly Bits: Street Fighter Meter Maid

November 03, 2010

Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.

Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap)

original Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap)

July 26, 2011

These rhymes are ready for testing.