original Dorkly Bits: Mario With A Portal GunApril 26, 2011
The shortest distance between two objects is a straight line. Or a portal.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a StarDecember 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's RevengeDecember 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
original Mario Goes BerserkApril 12, 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates MarioDecember 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
These rhymes are ready for testing.