original Zelda II Sex SceneMarch 16, 2012
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
Back in my day, fireflowers were only a nickel.
original Toad House Is RiggedApril 20, 2012
Mario doesn't like getting played.
The fastest thing alive meets the smoothest talker alive.
original X-Men Disappoint MagnetoMarch 14, 2012
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
original Dorkly Bits: Chill Penguin is ChillAugust 24, 2011
He's not big on using shotgun ice, but he's always down to shotgun Natty Ice.
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
original Dorkly Bits: TMNT Argue Over PizzaDecember 03, 2010
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
original Jurassic YoshiApril 27, 2012
An adventure 16 bits in the making
original Dorkly Bits: White Mages are JerksJanuary 05, 2011
The best defense is a crappy offense.