It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
Who the hell is Link?
original Dorkly Bits: Bomberman's GoodbyeNovember 30, 2010
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
original Dorkly Bits: Link's DeathApril 18, 2011
Our heart containers go out to his family.
original Dorkly Bits: Mega Man's TutorNovember 09, 2010
Studying is for humans.
Will Scorpion get the big promotion? Or will he get his spine ripped out through his eye sockets? Find out this week on "Get Over Here!"
These Dorkly boys don't cut em' no slack.
original Dorkly Bits: Pac-Man Plays SkyrimDecember 12, 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime. How often do you get to slay dragons?
Sharing is caring. Unfortunately, caring won't help you much in videogames.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.