original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a NoobMay 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.
original Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates MarioDecember 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
original Dorkly Bits: Batman is the 1%November 15, 2011
Why so seriously wealthy?
original Dorkly Bits: Tails Can't DieSeptember 06, 2011
One fox, two tails, unlimited lives.
original Bowser Wants GunsJanuary 22, 2013
Guns don't kill Mario does.
original Dorkly Bits: Angry Birds FriendshipFebruary 08, 2011
Angry birds and pigs have a lot in common. For example, neither can fly for some reason.
Someone invent a time machine so I can high five my 8-year-old self.
He'll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.