original Mario Goes BerserkApril 12, 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
These rhymes are ready for testing.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETANovember 23, 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's RevengeDecember 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
original A Mortal Kombat KhristmasDecember 24, 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a StarDecember 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
original Final Fantasy VII ControversyMarch 21, 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
original Dorkly Bits: Smash Bros. FatalitiesSeptember 09, 2011
The ESRB may have to reevaluate their rating.