original Mario Goes BerserkApril 12, 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
These rhymes are ready for testing.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETANovember 23, 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's RevengeDecember 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a StarDecember 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
original Final Fantasy VII ControversyMarch 21, 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a NoobMay 16, 2011
He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.