original Mario Goes BerserkApril 12, 2012
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
These rhymes are ready for testing.
original Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETANovember 23, 2011
No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.
original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's RevengeDecember 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.
original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a StarDecember 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
original A Mortal Kombat KhristmasDecember 24, 2012
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
original Final Fantasy VII ControversyMarch 21, 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
original Sub-Zero Stays DizzyMay 05, 2012
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.