Mario Goes Berserk

original Mario Goes Berserk

April 12, 2012

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap)

original Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap)

July 26, 2011

These rhymes are ready for testing.

Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETA

original Dorkly Bits: Mario Responds to PETA

November 23, 2011

No animals were harmed in the making of the Tanooki suit.

Dorkly Bits: Charizard's Revenge

original Dorkly Bits: Charizard's Revenge

December 28, 2010

He's got a fiery temper.

Dorkly Bits: The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

original Dorkly Bits: The Horrible Secret Behind Starter Pokemon

February 20, 2012

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

Dorkly Bits: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

original Dorkly Bits: Link to the Past with a Portal Gun

July 11, 2011

When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.

Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a Star

original Dorkly Bits: Koopa Gets a Star

December 27, 2010

Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.

Final Fantasy VII Controversy

original Final Fantasy VII Controversy

March 21, 2012

You say tomato, I say tomana.

Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

original Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

May 05, 2012

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a Noob

original Dorkly Bits: Noob Saibot is a Noob

May 16, 2011

He's gonna kick your ass. Right after he reads the move-list.