Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
original Dorkly Bits: Pac-Man Plays SkyrimDecember 12, 2011
Psh, you can talk to your family anytime. How often do you get to slay dragons?
original Final Fantasy VII ControversyMarch 21, 2012
You say tomato, I say tomana.
original X-Men Disappoint MagnetoMarch 14, 2012
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
original Uncle Owen Ruins Star WarsMarch 09, 2012
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away .nothing interesting happened.