original Videogame Trick-or-TreatingOctober 29, 2012
Isn't 16-bits a little too old to be trick-or-treating?
original Mario's ExOctober 09, 2012
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
original River City Ransom GirlfriendMay 30, 2012
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.