Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
original Dorkly Bits: Fi Annoys LinkJanuary 17, 2012
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
original Dorkly Bits: Zelda's BoyfriendJanuary 02, 2012
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
When life gives you the Triforce, make Triforce grenades.
Video Censored Zelda CartoonOctober 19, 2011
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the ****.