I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work.
But, you know what? Maybe it will this time. That's why we're entrusting you - the voter - to vote for the most cromulent Simpsons character ever. So vote - tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Note: I for one welcome our new voter overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted internet site, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground comment section caves.
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