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The Best Simpsons Character Ever (VOTE NOW!)

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The official voting period has ended. See the results below.

100.
George H.W. Bush

George H.W. Bush

99.
Rabbi Krustofski

Rabbi Krustofski

The Simpsons

98.
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbado

Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabbado

97.
Bort

Bort

The Simpsons

96.
Artie Ziff

Artie Ziff

The Simpsons

95.
Lyle Lanley

Lyle Lanley

The Simpsons

94.
John

John

93.
Dolph Starbeam

Dolph Starbeam

The Simpsons

92.
Sherri and Terri

Sherri and Terri

The Simpsons

91.
Wiseguy

Wiseguy

The Simpsons

90.
Johnny Tightlips

Johnny Tightlips

The Simpsons

89.
Very Tall Man

Very Tall Man

88.
Jebediah Springfield

Jebediah Springfield

The Simpsons

87.
Old Jewish Man

Old Jewish Man

The Simpsons

86.
Kearney Zzywicz

Kearney Zzywicz

The Simpsons

85.
Poochie

Poochie

The Simpsons

84.
Herbert Powell

Herbert Powell

The Simpsons

83.
Mona Simpson

Mona Simpson

The Simpsons

82.
Cecil Terwilliger

Cecil Terwilliger

The Simpsons

81.
Selma Bouvier

Selma Bouvier

The Simpsons

80.
Patty Bouvier

Patty Bouvier

79.
Luigi Risotto

Luigi Risotto

The Simpsons

78.
Agnes Skinner

Agnes Skinner

The Simpsons

77.
Herman Hermann

Herman Hermann

The Simpsons

76.
Judge Roy Snyder

Judge Roy Snyder

The Simpsons

75.
"Michael Jackson" aka Leon Kompowsky

"Michael Jackson" aka Leon Kompowsky

74.
Uter

Uter

The Simpsons

73.
Rex Banner

Rex Banner

72.
Mr. Teeny

Mr. Teeny

The Simpsons

71.
Drederick Tatum

Drederick Tatum

The Simpsons

70.
Space Coyote

Space Coyote

69.
Blinky

Blinky

The Simpsons

68.
Snowball

Snowball

The Simpsons

67.
Jimbo Jones

Jimbo Jones

The Simpsons

66.
Sideshow Mel

Sideshow Mel

The Simpsons

65.
Yes Guy

Yes Guy

The Simpsons

64.
Stampy the Elephant

Stampy the Elephant

63.
Kirk Van Houten

Kirk Van Houten

The Simpsons

62.
Squeaky Voiced Teen

Squeaky Voiced Teen

The Simpsons

61.
Bumblebee Man

Bumblebee Man

The Simpsons

60.
Bleeding Gums Murphy

Bleeding Gums Murphy

The Simpsons

59.
Radioactive Man

Radioactive Man

The Simpsons

58.
The Rich Texan

The Rich Texan

The Simpsons

57.
Rod and Todd Flanders

Rod and Todd Flanders

56.
Legs and Louie

Legs and Louie

The Simpsons

55.
Reverend Lovejoy

Reverend Lovejoy

The Simpsons

54.
Frank Grimes

Frank Grimes

53.
Martin Prince

Martin Prince

The Simpsons

52.
Disco Stu

Disco Stu

The Simpsons

51.
Sea Captain Horatio McCallister

Sea Captain Horatio McCallister

The Simpsons

50.
Guy Incognito

Guy Incognito

49.
Cletus Spuckler

Cletus Spuckler

The Simpsons

48.
Itchy

Itchy

The Simpsons

47.
Jasper Beardley

Jasper Beardley

The Simpsons

46.
Santa's Little Helper

Santa's Little Helper

The Simpsons

45.
Scratchy

Scratchy

The Simpsons

44.
Gil Gunderson

Gil Gunderson

The Simpsons

43.
Kent Brockman

Kent Brockman

The Simpsons

42.
Superintendent "Super Nintendo" Chalmers

Superintendent "Super Nintendo" Chalmers

The Simpsons

41.
Lionel Hutz

Lionel Hutz

The Simpsons

40.
Dr. Julius Hibbert

Dr. Julius Hibbert

The Simpsons

39.
Rainier Wolfcastle

Rainier Wolfcastle

The Simpsons

38.
Crazy Cat Lady or Dr. Eleanor Abernathy MD JD

Crazy Cat Lady or Dr. Eleanor Abernathy MD JD

The Simpsons

37.
Kang and Kodos

Kang and Kodos

The Simpsons

36.
An Inanimate Carbon Rod

An Inanimate Carbon Rod

35.
Snake Jailbird

Snake Jailbird

The Simpsons

34.
Carl Carlson

Carl Carlson

The Simpsons

33.
Eddie and Lou

Eddie and Lou

The Simpsons

32.
Troy McClure

Troy McClure

The Simpsons

31.
Waylon Smithers

Waylon Smithers

The Simpsons

30.
Fat Tony

Fat Tony

The Simpsons

29.
Edna Krabappel

Edna Krabappel

The Simpsons

28.
Hans Moleman

Hans Moleman

The Simpsons

27.
Mayor Joe Quimby

Mayor Joe Quimby

26.
Duffman

Duffman

The Simpsons

25.
Milhouse Van Houten

Milhouse Van Houten

The Simpsons

24.
Dr. Nick Riviera

Dr. Nick Riviera

The Simpsons

23.
Nelson Muntz

Nelson Muntz

The Simpsons

22.
Lenny Leonard

Lenny Leonard

The Simpsons

21.
Principal Seymour Skinner

Principal Seymour Skinner

The Simpsons

20.
Otto Mann

Otto Mann

The Simpsons

19.
Hank Scorpio

Hank Scorpio

18.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

The Simpsons

17.
Maggie Simpson

Maggie Simpson

The Simpsons

16.
Professor Frink

Professor Frink

The Simpsons

15.
Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy

The Simpsons

14.
Krusty the Clown

Krusty the Clown

The Simpsons

13.
Barney Gumble

Barney Gumble

The Simpsons

12.
Marge Simpson

Marge Simpson

The Simpsons

11.
Lisa Simpson

Lisa Simpson

The Simpsons

10.
Abe Simpson

Abe Simpson

The Simpsons

9.
Chief Clancy Wiggum

Chief Clancy Wiggum

The Simpsons

8.
Ned Flanders

Ned Flanders

The Simpsons

7.
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger

Sideshow Bob Terwilliger

The Simpsons

6.
Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggum

The Simpsons

5.
Moe Szyslak

Moe Szyslak

The Simpsons

4.
Groundskeeper Willie

Groundskeeper Willie

The Simpsons

3.
C. Montgomery Burns

C. Montgomery Burns

The Simpsons

2.
Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson

The Simpsons

1.
Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson

The Simpsons

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