They live next door, or in the same apartment complex, or just generally in the same area (in that creepy house with the train that leads to the puppet kingdom) - they're neighbors.
But which one is the best? The wise old schoolteacher who followed his neighbor from educational facility to educational facility throughout his life? The stereotypical New Jersey weirdo whose pool was occasionally filled with elf blood?
Only one way to find out...
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