Nostalgic Entertainment Systems.
Kinect DOES understand "Xbox, On" but not "Xbox, Go F*** Yourself"?
Perhaps Mr. George Washington will convince you to give me that console... and oh look, he brought 498 of his friends.
Video How Big is the Xbox One?September 26, 2013
Not sure if that's measured in standard or metric Ewoks
PS4 I just met a console named PS4
Video Conan O'Brien Goes To E3June 27, 2013
Conan figures out who really won E3: Conan O'Brien.