Because the only things missing from modern weddings were ninjas and pro-wrestlers.
Eat the cake by yourself and get an IRL kill screen.
Step 1: Do not let the Lannisters plan it.
Picture XBOX Achievement Wedding CakeJuly 13, 2012
Now all you need to get are "CHILDREN" and "BITTER DIVORCE."
original Pac-Man's Pac-WeddingMay 26, 2012
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
Aperture Science is proud to present the new Lifelong Companion Cube.
Picture Captain Picard ProposalMay 31, 2011
Marry me, Number One.
Picture Zelda Hearts Groom's CakeApril 27, 2011
"Well, you and red potions. And bottled fairies. And look, the point is I love you."
Picture Xbox Groom's CakeApril 21, 2011
It's the last time he'll get to enjoy Xbox.
Picture Portal Wedding CakeApril 20, 2011
The "Cake is a Lie" joke might be old at this point, but it's never been more delicious.