"Ask your mom why she's been sleeping with so many Call of Duty players, too. Like, every single one, apparently."
Video Valve Battle RoyaleAugust 10, 2012
No matter who wins, Gabe Newell wins.
Yeah, and go create a popular digital distribution platform while you're at it, knife dude.
He's weak against Threequel-types.
Video Meet the PyroJune 27, 2012
Only he can prevent not being on fire.
Picture Gabe Newell as The BlobApril 12, 2012
Nothing can move him to announce Half-Life 3!
Video Gabe Newell at E3 2012March 30, 2012
I hope they finally announce Full-Life