Article Valentine's Day Achievements
Comic Mass Effect Valentine
Who says geeks have to be cooped up in some basement alone? It's the 21st century. We're fully capable of being cooped up in a basement with someone else. We build long lasting relationships over shared Mountain Dew and nights painting Warhammer figurines. In honor of Valentine's Day and geeky lovers everywhere, let's pay tribute to some of love's nerdiest moments.
8. Super Mario Bros
It's a good thing she's not a fiend for points. Grabbing those "Will You Marry Me?" coins before reading them really would have put a damper on the whole proposal. If you're consuming this article the right way (and not skimming it like a jerk, Mike) then you just watched one of the Internet's first and most popular nerdy proposal videos. It set the bar for countless imitators. Hacked ROM proposals have officially become an Internet thing, and all of the subsequent happily engaged geek couples have this guy to thank. Not that he needs your gratitude. He's busy with his happy fiancÃ©e and even happier dog. Oh, did I not mention that there was a dog in the video? You should have watched it, Mike.
It's not the only Minecraft proposal out there, but it's the most impressive we've seen. This master builder went through all the trouble of carving his (fairly wordy) marriage proposal in giant-sized letters into the landscape itself, and then built a roller coaster to usher his girlfriend through the experience, one epic-sized message of love after another. As if that wasn't enough, the ride ends with giant lava hearts, a ring, explosions, and one absolutely killer timed-out sunrise. It's enough to make any girl under the age of 35 swoon, and any girl over the age of 35 ask you to explain again just what the hell a "Minecraft" is.
Picture Skyrim Valentine's Day CardsJanuary 30, 2012
Our love is more precious than Daedric armor.
Picture Left 4 Dead Valentine's Day CardJanuary 17, 2012
When you alerted the horde, you alerted my heart.
Picture Zelda ValentineFebruary 10, 2011
Baby, my Triforce is incomplete without you. aaaaaand also this girl I met at the bar who's totally down for stuff. Wait, come back!
Picture Star Wars His & Hers RobesFebruary 10, 2011
True nerd love.