Beggars can't be choosers, and Lannisters do not beg.
Video The Dworf of WesterosMarch 19, 2014
The Lannisters always take their ludes.
In the game of love, you win or you cry.
His wit dwarfs everyone else's.
Picture Tyrion Lannister: Yes, He CanMay 29, 2012
You can't spell "pimp" without "dwarf." Well, you can, but he'll have you thrown in the dungeons.