Setting impossible zombie-killing standards amongst young girls.
The good news - you survived being frozen in ice for 70 years. The bad news - you may notice some, uh, height differences.
The perfect gift for your loved ones, or H.R. Geiger.
... and the beatdown goes on. (see more at machomanwins.tumblr.com)
Based on the book series by Jeffrey Brown, these things are so cute I'm losing my sith.
Picture Aliens vs. ShredatorJanuary 20, 2014
Rock and Roll will never die, but it will probably get maimed in an abandoned space colony.
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Picture Behold "The Worst Toy of 2013"December 13, 2013
If you actually give this to your kid, you're a real sh*tty parent.
Teach your kids about the importance of Xenophobia and Baptisms with these adorable vinyl dolls!