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Hello, new acquaintance.

Hey, neighbor, can I ask you something?

City hall. Rain cloud. Dollar sign.

Um, yeah. Listen, I really need a friend. My boss says I can’t get promoted until I get one and learn something about cooking. Life in politics is not what I imagined.

Soccer ball. Earth. Ghost!

Uh…huh.

I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!

So….you watch any sports or anything?

Backrub?

Um, no thanks. I only ask because my TV only gets four channels, and they all speak this non-sense jibberish language. It’s so weird.

Backrub?

Uh, still no, thanks.

Tickle!

Haaaa…very funny. That was not at all awkward.

We’re friends now.

Jeez, really? Okay, whatever you say. I dunno how I’m supposed to prove that to my boss. Would you mind signing something?

Mr. Mayor – I think we should talk about some of the complaints the citizens have had lately.

Like what? Actually, wait one second – I’m gonna summon a monster attack.

See – that’s exactly what I’m talking about. You need to stop pressing the “Monster” and “Earthquake” buttons. Actually, we should probably have them uninstalled altogether.

Listen: I was elected to this office –

You created the town and have been running it for over 100 years with no elections.

Same difference.

Not really. There’ve also been some questions about your immortality, but we’ll get to that later. First off, I think we should consider moving the nuclear power plant away from all the residential zones. Especially because you can’t seem to stay away from the “Meltdown” button.

Ugh, but if we move it away, it could cost over $90 in extra power lines! How am I supposed to explain that to the community?

If we’re talking about the budget, we should probably think of giving the fire department more than $0 funding a year. The fire at the airport has been raging for almost six years.

Oh sure, then the police department will start asking for more money too!

I doubt it, sir. Against the constant begging of the citizens, you still haven’t built a single police station or hired any officers. If you’ll look at the chart, the areas in red are where crime is the worst…