If you don't have your own metal shop, I recommend grave-robbing some elves.
Why didn't Gandalf just use the giant eagles? Because Bilbo was known for flipping the bird.
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Four for you, Bilbo Baggins. You go, Bilbo Baggins!
Which way to the Bilbo Baggage Claim?
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Now let's see JRR Tolkien's reaction to all this.
A wizard is never late for Calvinball.
First off all, I'm pretty sure this whole 'Middle Earth' thing is fake.
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One Ring to ruin them all.