You can pick up Marcus Phoenix's collection of poetry, "Tears of War," at your local Barnes & Noble.
Video Netforce Internet PoliceAugust 29, 2011
"They've cracked the Internets. All of them."
Nothing makes me want to buy a videogame like grainy footage and nerd stereotypes.
"I'll follow you anywhere, Captain. From Early Grey to English Breakfast."
Video Simpsons Quake III MapJuly 29, 2011
Required to play this map: Someone with the gamertag "Thrillho."
Now if only we could see Robin Williams' beard in 3D .
Video Jimmy Kimmel's GOP WoWJuly 21, 2011
Newt Gingrich has crazy DPS.
Video Man Vs. Wild RPGJune 29, 2011
A turn-based survival adventure.
His daughter was named after Princess Zelda. His son, Donkey Kong Jr., wasn't so lucky.
He's pretty good at memorizing nerdy speeches for someone not even old enough to grow a neckbeard.